On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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