Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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