there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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