I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i may or may not be watching the land before time
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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