Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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