After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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