You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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