I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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