Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm eating all of the evidence.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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