found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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