watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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