i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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