Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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