Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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