so that wasnt chicken after all
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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