He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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