yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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