okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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