just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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