There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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