all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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