just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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