this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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