I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i already hear my dad disowning me
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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