Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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