You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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