If that was your dad, he is hot
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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