wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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