Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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