...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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