Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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