I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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