I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
NoShamevember. You game?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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