dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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