We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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