but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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