How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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