He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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