I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
no, he came in my armpit
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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