stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
How's work?
Spinning.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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