i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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