my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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