just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Vodka?
Forever.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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