I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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