Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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