it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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