Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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