I like to think it a success when the cops are called
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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