I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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