You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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