I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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