My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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