if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
this just has baby written all over it
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
