The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
