Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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