my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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